I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
(Source: samandriel, via mary-poppins-needs-a-tardis)
GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE
- “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
- “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
- “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
- “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
- “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel”
what is this
(Source: empirestatebuilding, via cassjaytuck)
ok mini tony is my new favorite character
They are connected
(Source: moriarty, via cassjaytuck)
On being an adult: “I always feel like an idiot every time I fly first class because I’m a kid. And I just sit there, and everyone’s got their newspapers and they’re on the computer, and I’m like, ‘Can I get a coloring book, please? Can I get some crayons?’”
(Source: lovefromlawrence, via mutedlikesunset)
This is ingenious.
mcdonalds needs to do this
WHAT
okay but I’m actually really scared that the lid of the drink is going to come off or something
//the way this works is that it stops about 2 inches above the top (the hole only big enough to go that far without ripping) so you wouldn’t have to worry about the lid coming off!
it’s really a brilliant idea. it cuts down on the amount of materials used, and space it takes up. all around good engineering.
from the looks of it it might be recycled materials too? if not then it should be.
it frees up your other hand from having to carry your drink but also doesn’t shove the cold drink next to the warm food
brilliant!
when you spell restaurant right on the first try
(Source: nointerrruption, via mary-poppins-needs-a-tardis)
Me: Yeah, _______ is my favorite song.
Others: OMG! You still listen to that?! It’s SO two years ago!
WELL I’M SORRY. I DIDN’T KNOW THAT SONGS HAD EXPIRATION DATES.
afrodite
did you know that in italian her name is really “Afrodite”
in portuguese too
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